Monday, 28 October 2013

Funniest football moments 2013 - Team of laughs *With Clips*

Team of Laughs

GK - Marshall

Funny fail from the keeper leads to an easy goal for Chelsea!


RB - Jones

We all know about Phil Jones' funny faces this year and here's a video gallery of all of them!


CB - David Luiz

David Luiz laughs at the camera after getting tackled by Rafael and watching him get sent off!


CB - Jan Vertonghen

Our man Jan Vertonghen pulls down the shorts of a Villa player!


LB - Patrice Evra

Evra took a dig at Suarez here by biting an inflatable hand!


CM - Joey Barton

Barton mimicks Ibra's big nose in an argument with him!


LM - Leroy Fer

Fer bizarrely put the ball in the back of the net against Cardiff after the game was stopped due to an injury!


RM - Jason Puncheon

Crowd chant ' he went for a shit ' after running off just before he gets subbed on!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_1636735703&feature=iv&src_vid=rVIsJp9lVCc&v=wThzwxLDgAI

CM - Mario Gotze

Mario Gotze has a piss on the pitch and after realising he was being filmed he just carried on!


ST - Danny Welbeck

Welbeck failed his step overs and sent the ball of the pitch!


ST - Fernando Torres 

Torres misses from the 6 yard yard box yesterday,absolutely skies it!












Sunday, 27 October 2013

Match report: Chelsea Vs Manchester City

Kick-off !

2mins Cahill puts 8yard volley over the bar

4mins zabaleta sends cross into Cechs hands

5mins pressure from City but goes out for a goalkick

6mins lob ball to Torres who heads for Joe hart to catch

7mins pressure again for silva and fernandinho but like before it goes out for a goalkick

12mins Nasri shot just wide, whistle had been blown free-kick Chelsea

13mins Silva wins corner

14mins great ball from half way, silva was in cutback but cleared to aguero  who's shot was deflected for a corner

16mins A total of 3 corners for City all wasted

18mins scrambling through defence and hart picks up the weak shot 

19mins Yaya Toure turns defender and passes it back but cleared for corner

21mins Lampard yellow card, 2 bad challenges now

27mins Torres can't meet dangerous cross

28mins Torres does what he is known for, blasted it over from 7yards

 31mins dangerous clichy cross isn't met

32mins Torres cut across goal to Schurrle who taps in from 3yards

36mins Good play from Chelsea but offside  

36mins Torres burst of pace, cuts in and a cracker from Torres hits the bar

38mins Chance for City but miscued volley

41mins Save - Aguero fires it in to cech from a tight angle

42mins Torres causing havoc and causes a corner headed wide by Terry

45mins +1 Oscar gets through but nobody gets his cross 

45mins +1 Toure hits over that bar from 20 yards

Half Time 

47mins Zabaleta shot over

7 chances each

48mins Goal, Aguero! Left foot top of the net near side. Cechs near post

51mins City freekick, headed at cech by Garcia

55mins Hazard dives in penalty area but Webb doesn't fall for it

57mins Lampard free-kick, header from Torres caught by Hart 

60mins Cross to Terry who volleys it over

64mins Silva through but Cech makes a good save with his feet 

78mins Ramires great effort just dipped over the bar from a long way out

84mins Aguero is down

85mins Chelsea free-kick from the edge of the box

86mins Freekick across box Hart couldn't reach and it just went wide with out getting a touch

90mins Goal Torres! Joe Hart comes out and the header back to him goes over just infront of the goal for Torres 

It's all over Chelsea 2-1 City